sad but true...

every morning i wake up, optimistic. i think, "today is the day that i'm not going to have a beer. i can definitely skip having a beer today."

and then by the time 5 o'cock rolls around, i'm done. the optimism is gone.
and i'm ready for an f'ing BEER.

today's prey:

and

cheers!

second thoughts...

i'm not sure i should have ever gone to college.

i don't think that i would have become an alcoholic if i hadn't...